C'MON MAN!!! What THE F*CK!!! You F*CKIN' "LOW BLOW" me in the ring, and now, here you are BLOWIN' your shitty cigar smoke in my face... Why not just turn around and bloody well "BLOW ME" right here...then you'll be THREE FOR THREE???
The hairy-chested muscleboy kept begging Big Dax for a match in the Arena, but he had no interest. Until Dax looked at those red locks on the lockers sticking out and checked out the nipples on Hairy Muscleboy, and the red glow from his cigar. Then it all clicked. "OK son, we'll have an Arena match. Your pretty hairytits and nips against my Cigar!"
NICE one, "Anonymous (March 4th, 2012)" I'd noticed the BRIGHT RED locks on the lockers, but I hadn't made the connection with "nipples"...AND the lit cigar! (You're GOOOOOD!)
Hey, Jago...I meant to comment on the beautiful shadowing technique in this "BONUS PIC". I LOVE how you've placed younger, "blue speedo"-sporting, muscle stud's fingers' shadow upon the older muscle stud heel's upper left thigh; almost as if the younger stud's hand shadow is desperately reaching up for the big, bald, muscle heel's black "slick"-wrapped "package"! (Well...who could resist?)
I also LOVE the subtle reflections of the locker room's overhead lights on each wrestler's bulging package; especially upon the younger stud's big, speedo-wrapped knob! As ever...GREAT, GREAT work!
How about some MORE "caption writing requests" in the near future? They're a LOT of fun, but I wish that MORE guys would contribute; maybe for the NEXT one.
How's this for a caption:
ReplyDeleteC'MON MAN!!! What THE F*CK!!! You F*CKIN' "LOW BLOW" me in the ring, and now, here you are BLOWIN' your shitty cigar smoke in my face... Why not just turn around and bloody well "BLOW ME" right here...then you'll be THREE FOR THREE???
The hairy-chested muscleboy kept begging Big Dax for a match in the Arena, but he had no interest. Until Dax looked at those red locks on the lockers sticking out and checked out the nipples on Hairy Muscleboy, and the red glow from his cigar. Then it all clicked. "OK son, we'll have an Arena match. Your pretty hairytits and nips against my Cigar!"
ReplyDeleteNICE one, "Anonymous (March 4th, 2012)"
ReplyDeleteI'd noticed the BRIGHT RED locks on the lockers, but I hadn't made the connection with "nipples"...AND the lit cigar! (You're GOOOOOD!)
Hey, Jago...I meant to comment on the beautiful shadowing technique in this "BONUS PIC". I LOVE how you've placed younger, "blue speedo"-sporting, muscle stud's fingers' shadow upon the older muscle stud heel's upper left thigh; almost as if the younger stud's hand shadow is desperately reaching up for the big, bald, muscle heel's black "slick"-wrapped "package"! (Well...who could resist?)
I also LOVE the subtle reflections of the locker room's overhead lights on each wrestler's bulging package; especially upon the younger stud's big, speedo-wrapped knob! As ever...GREAT, GREAT work!
How about some MORE "caption writing requests" in the near future? They're a LOT of fun, but I wish that MORE guys would contribute; maybe for the NEXT one.
"I'm sorry coach...It won't happen again...Please don't get mad."
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